23/10/2007

THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION Manifesto 01 Formats

From the corporate offices of Elefant Records, we are sending out our first Experimental Program Manifesto “La Revolución Sexual” in order to report about the different formats of the new LA CASA AZUL album and Technical characteristics.

01] Spatial Edition
This edition has been ornately designed with the most advanced materials and the most revolutionary technology available on planet Earth. It is made of white ultra-resistant high luminosity plastic and composed of highly intelligent molecules.
 
This sound system is compatible with all stereos develops in the terrestrial solar system and other systems known outside of space- including the brand-new 2300 XRT multisensory system of Orbit Entertainment Ltd. It can be transported beyond the limits of the atmosphere and support speeds up to 3,000 km/second without the risk of disintegration or data corruption.

Only 5,000 copies of this special limited edition will be produced and it will be the first to go on sale.

02] Terrestrial Edition
Standard Edition in Digipak form, this is not apt for use outside of the ionosphere. From an altitude of 400 km, the temperature ascends until it reaches 2000 ºC or 300 ºC at night due to an ultraviolet radiation, and it is not retained mainly due to the ionosphere. There is an abundant amount of nitrogen ionized as this area is only frequented by spatial transports or low-orbit satellites. Exposing this CD to these environmental conditions will cause immediate disintegration.

If you foresee travelling outside of the ionosphere you can output the sonorous content of this edition using a high density support system.

03] Retrospective Edition
Standard Edition in a 12-inch Vinyl format, ultra-dynamic white Vinyl. This format is based on the standard sounds created on the terrestrial solar system of the past 20th century. Its format is only apt within the confines of the troposphere and can solely be used on domestic stereos called “Record Players.” It is extinct on Earth. Although this format is practically non-existent and is incapable of producing all of the frequencies for the human auditory system, studies have shown that its remote technology produces an even higher quality of musical sounds.

Only 1,000 copies of this special limited edition will be produced.