Heavenly

Ben Sherman

Album: Operation Heavenly [1996]

He's saving up for a new Ben Sherman 

He says he'd like to fuck Uma Thurman 

I don't think that he'll get too far 

With either those dreams 

He's got his eyes on a pair of Pumas 

He says I should cut my hair like Uma's 

If he thinks I'd go along with 

His sordid fancies 

 

When you call my name 

It better be me that you want 

And not anyone else 

If it's all the same 

I don't want to get into bed 

With your dreams there as well 

Get through your head, or do I have to yell 

 

That I don't want that 

And well I might desert you 

'Cos if I get a short back 

And sides will that hurt you? 

 

He says he's starting to feel quite horny 

I say shut up and read your Nick Hornby 

Then he pouts to try to sway me 

But I don't think so 

He says you can't waste a good erection 

I think I'm starting to lose affection 

I once felt for him, it's over 

I tried to tell him 

 

When you call my name 

It better be me that you want 

And not anyone else 

If it's all the same 

I don't want to get into bed 

With your dreams there as well 

Get through your head, or do I have to yell 

 

That I don't want that (no way) 

And well I might desert you (today) 

'Cos if I get a short back (okay) 

And sides will that hurt you? 

 

(The cool breakdown with the handclaps) 

 

When you call my name 

It better be me that you want 

And not anyone else 

If it's all the same 

I don't want to get into bed 

With your dreams there as well 

Get through your head, or at least through your gel 

 

That I don't want that (no way) 

And well I might desert you (today) 

'Cos if I get a short back (okay) 

And sides will that hurt you?