Mogul

Midland Metro

Album: Runnin' Riot [2002]
Author: Stuart Anthony Smith © Elefant Publishing

I think that I caught the tram at Winson Green 

With the 99p can of Diamond White 

And I think that I might have got off quickly 

For some special offer wine that’s not that nice 

It’s not that nice 

 

Don’t you even think about going to tell my mother 

And don’t you even think about going to tell my nan 

They just wouldn’t understand 

They can’t see that it’s just a laugh 

I bet nor can you 

 

I think that I must have stayed on into town 

When I’m drinking how I love to see the sights 

And now I’ve got to go as it’s almost three-thirty 

How the Midland Metro has improved my life 

Improved my life 

 

Don’t you even think about going to tell my mother 

And don’t you even think about going to tell my nan 

They just wouldn’t understand 

They can’t see that it’s just a laugh 

I bet nor can you 

 

Don’t you even think about going to tell my mother 

And don’t you even think about going to tell my nan 

They just wouldn’t understand 

They can’t see that it’s just a laugh 

I know they wouldn’t understand 

They can’t see that it’s just a laugh 

I bet nor can you